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Student Surprised to Find that Nintendo DS Isn’t as Fun as She Remembers

Nooz Staff5 years ago02 mins

RYE, NY—Bored and nostalgic junior Nancy Alcott ‘21 recently excavated her room to find her old Nintendo DS rolled up inside a Justin Timberlake poster, only to be disappointed in the nonexistent taste of her six year old self.  “I had so much fun playing with it on long car rides and plane trips, but…

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