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OP-ED: What’s The Point of Social Distancing if We’re All Going to Kiss Anyway?

Nooz Staff5 years ago10 months ago03 mins

The effects of COVID-19 changed life as we knew it: thousands of small business owners shut their doors, masks became ubiquitous in the common fight for public safety, and millions of Americans endured quarantines that lasted months. But as a Cornelian, I must ask, what’s the point of all these rules about maintaining six feet…

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