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October 17, 2020

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Breaking! This Unlikely Duo Finally “Get Lunch Sometime!”

Nooz Staff5 years ago10 months ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN— In an unexpected turn of events, seniors Lara Murphy ‘21 and Janet Barr ‘21 finally met up for lunch after two years of half-heartedly ending their random encounters with,“We should get lunch sometime!” “At this point, I never really expected it to happen,” said an incredulous Barr. “We had an FWS together freshman year,…

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