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December 4, 2020

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Hometown Tinder Reveals Just How Much of an Elitist Fuck Student Has Become

Nooz Staff5 years ago5 years ago03 mins

When Richard Pierce ’24 hopped on Tinder after returning home for Thanksgiving break, his visceral disdain upon seeing girls that went to the local State school revealed that he had, in fact, become a private university trust fund elitist piece of shit.  “It’s just, I’ve had a different type of life than they’ve had, you…

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