Skip to content
August 2, 2026
  • Cornell Christian Club Turns Rain into Wine Tour
  • Kotlikoff Carefully Maneuvers Around Key Detail at Day Hall Incident
  • “I Overcame a Lot of Diversity to be Here,” Says White Dude in Discussion Section
  • Student Accused of Using AI Forced to Defend Worst Discussion Post Ever
CU Nooz

CU Nooz

Random Nooz
  • About
  • Disclaimer
  • Write for Us
  • Advertising with CU Nooz
  • CU NoozMagazine
    • Spring 2026 Issue
    • Spring 2025 Issue
  • Podcasts
    • CU Interviooz
Headlines
  • OP-ED: Fuck, Time to Scrap That “Worker’s Rights” Theme Year

    2 years ago2 years ago
  • Freshman from England Used to Eating Inedible Food

    2 years ago2 years ago
  • Overachievers? Couple in The Back of Hideaway Already Busy Making Double Legacies

    3 years ago3 years ago
  • Qatar Campus To Celebrate ‘Limit of Expression’ Year

    3 years ago5 months ago
  • OP-ED: Dear Freshmen, that Twenty-Person O-Week Friend Group is Much Cooler Than You and If You Don’t Have Best Friends Yet, Just Give Up Trying

    3 years ago5 months ago
  • Freshman Patiently Waiting to Cross College Ave Gets Hit by Car Anyway

    3 years ago5 months ago
  • Home
  • 2022
  • February
  • 22

February 22, 2022

  • Uncategorized

Unreasonable Body Expectations? Online Prelim Requires Me To Fit My Hands, Face, and Whole Ass In Camera Frame

Nooz Staff4 years ago03 mins

ZOOM—Last Thursday, Hilda Bowers ‘23 zoomed into her online Math 3930 prelim only to be informed that new restrictions to prevent cheating required that she fit her hands, face, and big juicy butt into the frame of the camera. “I understand why they want to see my eye movements and what I’m writing on the…

Read More
You're never going to believe this but "This organization is a registered student organization of Cornell University." Newsmatic - News WordPress Theme 2026. Powered By BlazeThemes.