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March 2, 2022

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Two Day February “Break” No Match For 72 Hour Drug-Induced Bender

Nooz Staff4 years ago02 mins

ITHACA—Two days of rest and relaxation were not enough for Joel Robinesson ‘23, who used his February break to embark on a thrilling and debaucherous methamphetamine-fueled bender. “I’m just feeling great. Really great. Super great. Totally great. You guys can see me right?” said Robinesson late Monday afternoon when he was spotted wandering around campus….

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