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“Park Dirty for Me” Cornell Parking Officers Like It Nasty

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago05 mins

STEWART LOT—Following growing resentment against Cornell University’s fleet of parking enforcement officers, the ticketing troop formed Parking Anonymous, a support group to share and work out the unique horrors for those whomst get a little too excited at the sight of a dirty, nasty, unforgivably sexy parking violation. Phil Jackson, 44, a single man living…

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