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Collegetown Landlord Replaces Broken Dryer with “New” Half-Broken Dryer

Nooz Staff4 years ago4 years ago03 mins

COLLEGETOWN—In an act of generosity that has been deemed “his literal one job” and “below the bare minimum,” one landlord has responded to a report of a broken dryer by installing a completely new broken dryer. “Look, there are two main functions of a dryer,” local landlord Jimmy Hilton ‘96 explained. “The first important function…

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