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“That Should Impress the Professor,” Thinks Student Writing FWS Essay in Courier New

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago02 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH HALL — In an ingenious display of sophistication, first-year student Ryley Carpenter confidently typed his first essay for HIST 1260: The Italian Renaissance in a font sure to catch his professor’s eye: courier new . “I’m confident in my writing, but I’m always looking for that extra edge to take it up a notch,”…

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