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Targeted Harassment: Person is in Bathroom While I am Also in Bathroom

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago04 mins

Every day at noon, I begin my arduous trek to the piss palace which I had carefully chosen on the ninth floor of Bradfield Hall, a place so far off the beaten path that no mortal man would dare to venture. See, a man’s experience in the bathroom is a sacred thing; it’s a time…

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