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Company Named After Darth Vader’s Lightsaber Scheduled To Offer Coffee Chats on Campus
Student Wanting Lap Dance Blocks Middle Seats in Lecture
“Why Do Weed-Out Classes Even Exist?” Frowns Crabgrass-Shaped Student
Novick’s Fall Menu Still Just Muddy Puddle Water Scooped Around the Back
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“Rank The Chickens From Chicken Run By Sex Appeal” And 10 Other Icebreakers That Will Make You Drop The Class

Nooz Staff4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

If you met Thomas the Tank Engine in real life, would you flirt with him? Between the Webkinz and the Beanie Babies, which are tops and which are bottoms? Justify your answer. On a scale of one to ten, if you were one of Mr. Rogers’ puppets, how good would his hand feel up you?…

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