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September 26, 2022

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Ezra Cornell Rises from Grave, Admits “Hotel School” Was Joke Idea

Nooz Staff4 years ago4 years ago02 mins

STATLER HALL– As the 100th anniversary of the Peter and Stephanie Nolan School of Hotel Administration approaches, Ezra Cornell has risen from the grave to speak his mind. Climbing out of his marble sarcophagus in Sage Chapel on Friday night, Cornell’s founding father finally set the record straight on the #1 hospitality program in the…

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