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Aww! Big Boy Dressed Up in His Specialest Suit for Interview with Arms Manufacturer

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

DUFFIELD HALL–Adorable! Proud onlookers report that Benny DeCosta ‘23 looked as cute as a button in his big boy suit today as he prepared for his interview with the hypersonic missiles branch of Raytheon Technologies. DeCosta’s big day began early. He was too excited to sleep, so he watched an episode of Barney and Friends…

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