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October 18, 2022

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Pile of Whippet Canisters Outside Enzo’s Grows, Hope for Future Shrinks

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

ENZO’S PIZZERIA — A mysterious collection of unique liter, used whippet canisters, has begun accumulating at an impressive rate outside of Enzo’s Pizzeria, the finest local italian Ithaca has to offer. What started out as just a few whippets, has transformed into a pile of at least fifteen, and appears to continue growing.  “Every day…

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