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October 22, 2022

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“Happy” by Pharrell AGAIN? Frat DJ Actually 2014 TJ Maxx Assistant Manager

Nooz Staff4 years ago4 years ago03 mins

CAYUGA HEIGHTS– As students entered a local frat party last night expecting the usual mix of edm songs and ABBA trap remixes, many were confused when the DJ seemed only interested in playing a twenty-minute repeating loop of top 40 pop hits from the year 2014.  Was this easy-listening aficionado simply a brother at the…

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