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“Wow! I Didn’t Know You Were Poor,” Says Student Who Just Noticed Her Friend Works At Cornell Dining

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

ROSE HOUSE– After a surprise run-in with an acquaintance in the hot line at Flora Rose House Dining Room, one particularly affluent student was shocked that one of her friends could possibly have to earn a wage to afford school. “Oh my goodness, I am so sorry,” apologized Ashileigh Kennedy ‘24. “I had no idea….

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