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Strange: Aunt Patricia Refers to Cornell as “The Place Where Huey Lewis Went to College”

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

WESTCHESTER, NY—In a confusing development, your Aunt Patricia apparently knows Cornell exclusively as the alma mater of Huey Lewis, the frontman of the bygone pop rock band Huey Lewis and the News. “I always used to think that some fancy-schmancy Cornell education was a waste of money, but then I learned that Huey Lewis went…

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