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December 4, 2022

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Friend Insists 3 Inches of Snow is More Than Enough: ‘It’s All About the Girth’

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

NORTH CAMPUS–A Friendsgiving dinner turned sour when Jason Pecker ‘26 launched an unprompted rant about the snow engulfing campus. What initially seemed like mere apprehension for the worsening weather turned out to be far more confusing as the rant quickly took an awkward twist. “Who cares how deep the snow is? Everything that you could…

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