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First Week Fun! Econ Students Learn Number Of Quarters In A Dollar

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH HALL—Future captains of industry in discussion section 312 of ECON 1110 made massive academic headway last week after finally learning the value of a quarter. The super sleuths were finally able to ‘make cents’ out of the cryptic coins whose meaning had long evaded them. “It’s really important to me that I take…

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