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Wet Clothes Enthusiasts Delighted to Find Out That Dorm Dryers Still Don’t Fucking Work

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

NORTH CAMPUS –  Many long-held prayers were finally answered as students were met with dryers that did about as much drying as throwing a towel in the Pacific Ocean upon entering the laundry room to do their first batch of laundry for the semester. “I’m glad the university is finally taking steps towards the things…

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