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Future Serial Killer? Student Spends Real Dollars At Okenshields

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

WILLARD STRAIGHT HALL—Like lambs to slaughter, the latest victims of Cornell’s most indigestible dining hall were lining up for their daily source of slop. The lamenting calls of students who had used up the remainder of their BRBs early in the semester echoed in the air. A chill passed through Willard Straight Hall and students…

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