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March 8, 2023

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Body Positivity Win! Friend With Messed Up Dong Finally Finds Love

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

EDDY STREET- A group of friends was pleasantly surprised early Tuesday evening when their roommate arrived home with a young woman whom he introduced as his girlfriend. Fred Michaels, β€˜23, astonished his roommates when he brought home Kendall, his lab partner, whom he had recently begun dating. β€œIt was a total shock,” said Kyle Jones,…

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