“I’ll Have the Finest Steak Libe Cafe Has to Offer”: Little Orphan Boy Comes into Vast BRB Inheritance
Huzzah! Fortunes have surely changed for little Henry Sackcloth ‘26, who after a lifetime of poverty has discovered himself to be the sole inheritor of an immense BRB fortune! Poor Sackcloth had lived out his Cornell education in deepest penury. His parents both having been taken from him at a young age by a tankard…