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April 17, 2023

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Op-Ed: Anti-Italianx Bias? Professor Won’t Let Me Miss Prelim to See the Mario Movie

Nooz Staff3 years ago2 months ago04 mins

Mamma mia! Just as the Koopa Bowser always rises again to kidnap the innocent Princess Peach, so too does the dragon il racisme return to menace society’s most undeserving victims–the proud peopleof Italy. Like the volcanic ash settling on Pompeii, I have seen my hopes and dreams smothered under a dark cloud of anti-Italian bias….

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