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Friend Hired as So-Called “Consultant” Yet Will Not Tell Me How to Make Girls Like Me

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago05 mins

One of my favorite elements of life at Cornell is the diversity of subjects one can pursue. I’ve learned about so many career options that I never even knew existed before enrolling–and the kinds of suckers who go into them. Even the most seemingly humdrum and soul-sucking professions—those jobs that I could never morally compromise…

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