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Now it’s War! Fish with Legs Thrown on Stage During Evolution Lecture

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

KENNEDY HALL—BIOEE 1780 lecture was cut short yesterday afternoon after a series of peculiar events transpired in the lecture hall. Students streamed out in near silence, stunned at what they had witnessed: a large anthropomorphized sea bass, throbbing and thrashing on stage after being thrown by Felix Ichthyus ‘26 from the third row. When asked…

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