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October 31, 2023

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Fakest, Nastiest Bitch You Know Dressed As Angel Instead of Devil

Nooz Staff3 years ago5 months ago03 mins

SPIRIT HALLOWEEN—One lying cunt notoriously stands out among the student body as the absolute fakest, nastiest bitch to crawl the earth. This fugly, complete skank was shopping for a slutty Halloween disguise when she was spotted strutting right past the devil horn section to snatch a fluffy angel halo from the hands of an innocent…

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