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OP-ED: Why You Should Rush Manson Family Phi This Semester

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago02 mins

THURSTON AVE—The start of the new year brings the start of a new rush cycle. Cornellians enter mortal combat to join illustrious and historic organizations such as Pi Omega Omega and Pi Epsilon Epsilon. But what of those who hesitate? After all, some are unsure about spending cash for friends. For those individuals, the brotherhood…

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