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Up Your Ass and Around the Corner: Finding your Classroom in Uris Hall

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago02 mins

URIS HALL—In a non-stop crusade to find his FWS classroom, Davey Harris ‘27 has spent the past seven days living in the septic corridors of Uris Hall. Though his concerned peers have advised that he simply drop the course (and perhaps seek psychiatric help), Harris is determined to find UH249. “I’ve circled this floor 1,643…

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