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November 18, 2024

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Campus Bugs Rejoice, Gather At Ho Plaza Light Fixtures

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago02 mins

HO PLAZA—A festive display of Christmas lights has lit up the streetlamps of Ho Plaza, with the goal of bringing cheer and holiday spirit to campus. Word spread quickly within the local insect community, and all airborne bugs within a one-mile radius migrated to central campus to bask and buzz in luminous ecstasy. “These lights…

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