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“If you love something, set it free,” Student Deletes App Just Downloaded for Free Donut

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago02 mins

STATLER HALL—”If you love something, set it free,” so the proverb goes, and so went the freshly downloaded student-made app from Kaya Weismann ‘27’s homescreen into the abyss. According to Weismann, it all began when leaving Statler Library after a few hours of studying. “That was when I saw them. They were breathtaking. It was…

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