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18-Year-Old’s Passion for Synergy Really Comes Through in Club Application

Nooz Staff7 months ago7 months ago02 mins

WARREN HALL—Club recruitment season is in full swing, and the members of Optimus Prime Consulting are hard at work determining which recent high school graduates move on to the next stage of the 15-phase application process. Recruitment Chair Andrew Trask ’27 points to one application as an example of a particularly effective candidate. The essay…

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