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Dank Puddle Reaches Critical Mass Seconds Before TCAT Plows Through
Kotlikoff Returns With Slightly More Tank-Like Car
Cornell Christian Club Turns Rain into Wine Tour
Kotlikoff Carefully Maneuvers Around Key Detail at Day Hall Incident
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“And What Big Teeth You Have!” Roommate Looks Different Following Coyote Disappearance

Nooz Staff12 months ago12 months ago02 mins

ONCE UPON A TIME—There was a little freshman in a little red hoodie, and so the student body called her Little Red Riding Hoodie. Little Red Riding Hoodie ‘29 was returning from her evening chem lab when she got a Crime Alert warning her to look out for a big, bad coyote. She did not…

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