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Inhabitants of Local Valley Starting to Regret Construction of Hole-in-the-wall Restaurant in Hydroelectric Dam
Tompkins County DA Relieved to Go Back to Dismissing Other Cases
Kotlikoff Also Wondering What Action Cornell Administration Will Take
Splitsies! Group Assignment Done By Just You
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Inhabitants of Local Valley Starting to Regret Construction of Hole-in-the-wall Restaurant in Hydroelectric Dam

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“And What Big Teeth You Have!” Roommate Looks Different Following Coyote Disappearance

Nooz Staff1 year ago1 year ago02 mins

ONCE UPON A TIME—There was a little freshman in a little red hoodie, and so the student body called her Little Red Riding Hoodie. Little Red Riding Hoodie ‘29 was returning from her evening chem lab when she got a Crime Alert warning her to look out for a big, bad coyote. She did not…

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