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Professor Getting All Excited About Life’s Work Again

Nooz Staff4 months ago4 months ago02 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH HALL—Not even ten minutes into a two-and-a-half hour class, students in GOVT 4250: American Political Institutions report that Professor Jeremy Gilmore is already starting to get all worked up about the lecture material.  Students braced for the inevitable crush of boredom as Professor Gilmore ascended his soapbox and began preaching about something to…

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