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November 6, 2025

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Clif Bar Wrapper Drowns Out Guest Speaker

Nooz Staff9 months ago9 months ago02 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH HALL—Earlier this week, students in GOVT 1111: Introduction to American Government attempted to hear from a distinguished guest lecturer as he was drowned out by a Clif Bar wrapper. “I was starving,” explained James Deng ‘29, who skipped breakfast to get to class on time. Students reported a noisy rustling of papers as…

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Op-Ed: IG Stalking Your Crush Through the Club Account is Normal and Healthy, Actually

Nooz Staff9 months ago9 months ago03 mins

What do you mean? Stalking your crush through your club’s Instagram account is normal and healthy. Love requires sacrifice. That’s why, when I initially needed to find his Instagram, I went through the club account’s followers until I found the person I saw him eating with once through my binoculars. From there, it was pretty…

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