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Coefficient of Kinetic Friction Between You and Gray Slush Says Eat Shit Nerd

Nooz Staff1 day ago1 day ago02 mins

THURSTON AVE.—On a crisp winter afternoon, Isa Tan ‘29 was trudging back from her PHYS 1110 lab when she was treated to an educational real-world demonstration.  “I probably deserved this for getting a 4 on AP Physics,” Tan reasoned, labelling the experience “only slightly less humbling than my last prelim.” “It’s strange—I like to think…

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