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March 4, 2026

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First Frisbee of Spring Sees Shadow, Predicts No More Weeks of Winter

Nooz Staff3 weeks ago3 weeks ago01 mins

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Iran Not Close To Nuclear Capability, Says New Radioactive Super-Ayatollah

Nooz Staff3 weeks ago3 weeks ago03 mins

TEHRAN, IRAN—In a public address following a wave of strikes from the United States and Israel, Iran’s newly appointed Supreme Leader announced that the Islamic Republic has no plans to develop a nuclear weapon. “After all, we have promised our sworn enemies never to create such a device, which could theoretically be used against them…

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