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Heartwarming! Cornell Sun Writer Not Sure What “News” Is, Publishes Article About Their Tuesday

Nooz Staff5 months ago5 months ago02 mins

ARTS QUAD—For a rare few at the Cornell Daily Sun, journalism centers around the noble pursuit of disseminating knowledge to the public. The task of educating and informing the student body is not an easy one, so when Sun writer Davis Gardner ‘27 was first asked to write an article, he instead turned to his…

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