Skip to content
February 24, 2026
  • Student Assembly Threatens Competence
  • “Unfortunately, We Had Many Qualified Candidates,” Sings A Capella Group At 2am Outside Your Window
  • Coefficient of Kinetic Friction Between You and Gray Slush Says Eat Shit Nerd
  • Bing Chilling? February Break Spent Celebrating Chinese New Year In Auspicious Binghamton Getaway
CU Nooz

CU Nooz

Random Nooz
  • About
  • Disclaimer
  • Write for Us
  • Advertising with CU Nooz
  • Podcasts
    • CU Interviooz
  • CU NoozMagazine | Spring 2025 Issue
Headlines
  • Student Assembly Threatens Competence

    7 hours ago7 hours ago
  • “Unfortunately, We Had Many Qualified Candidates,” Sings A Capella Group At 2am Outside Your Window

    5 days ago5 days ago
  • Coefficient of Kinetic Friction Between You and Gray Slush Says Eat Shit Nerd

    6 days ago6 days ago
  • Bing Chilling? February Break Spent Celebrating Chinese New Year In Auspicious Binghamton Getaway

    1 week ago1 week ago
  • “Close Enough” Match Pairs Hundreds of Proximity-Based Situationships

    2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
  • Trendy Multicolored Scarf No Match for Arctic Windchill

    2 weeks ago2 weeks ago
  • Uncategorized

Wines Class Cancelled After Student Urinates on Professor

Nooz Staff12 years ago12 years ago01 mins

In  the wake of a recent mishap, Introduction to Wines has been cancelled until further notice. This move follows an incident from last Wednesday’s lecture, in which a disgruntled and inebriated student urinated on Professor Grabenstein’s leg after learning that he failed an exam. The student, whose name has yet to be released, is currently being…

Read More
  • 1
  • …
  • 177
  • 178
  • 179
You're never going to believe this but "This organization is a registered student organization of Cornell University." Newsmatic - News WordPress Theme 2026. Powered By BlazeThemes.