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Collegetown 7-Eleven Unveils New Road Slush ICEE Flavor

Nooz Staff4 years ago02 mins

COLLEGETOWN–Gourmands, rejoice! Ithaca’s signature blend of ice, piss, asphalt, and antifreeze is now on tap at Collegetown’s 7-Eleven location. The limited-time only road slush flavor is part of the store’s push into Ithaca’s culinary scene.  “7-Eleven may not be the first place that comes to mind when you think of fresh, local, and seasonal flavors,…

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