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Student Who Used Up All Absences in Sailing PE Forced to Walk the Plank

Nooz Staff4 years ago02 mins

Serial class skipper and salty dog Isaiah Freeman ‘25 was shocked to discover this Friday that their punishment for using up all their absences in PE 1350: Introductory Sailing was an eternity in Davy Jones’s locker. “At first I thought this was some kind of joke, but then he started talking about how he ‘doesn’t…

CTB Declares War on Qahwah House, Fires 300 Espresso Shots

Wikipedia Page of Esteemed Professor Currently Flunking You Not Even, Like, That Long

“These Hands Don’t Haze!” Says Frat President Who Used Legs to Kick Shit Out of Pledges

Half-Assed Discussion Post Setting Dangerous Precedent For Rest of Semester

Local Jester Actually Prefers Fool’s Spring

Frolicking Squirrel Thinks It’s Funny You Bombed That Prelim

Student Who Used Up All Absences in Sailing PE Forced to Walk the Plank