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Band Member Joins A Cappella Group, Makes New, Different Noises

Nooz Staff2 years ago2 years ago01 mins

LINCOLN HALL—Fall semester is a time of change for many students looking to abandon their old personalities like a shriveled, molted skin. For Mikey Linderman ‘27, this meant leaving behind his bonk-honking band family for a new hum-bumming a cappella family. “When I was a freshman, I was enticed by those seductive bing-bongs and wump-wumps,…

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OP-ED: If You Were Really My Friend, You Wouldn’t Make Me Go to Your A Cappella Concert

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago02 mins

Approximately twice a year, many Cornellians must rethink some of their life decisions. This often occurs at the end of the semester, and is often centered around their friendships with people in a cappella groups. But recently, I’ve come to the conclusion that if these people were REALLY my friends, they would not ask me…

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Band Member Joins A Cappella Group, Makes New, Different Noises

OP-ED: If You Were Really My Friend, You Wouldn’t Make Me Go to Your A Cappella Concert