Skip to content
April 22, 2026
  • Harry Potter Ass Motherfucker Studying Under Olin Stairs
  • Aww! Daily Sun Wants to Be Just Like Favorite Satire Publication When They Grow Up
  • Ty Dolla $ign Still Waiting for OurBus Back From Syracuse Airport
  • Kotlikoff Sowwy For Washing Away Political Chalk Messages, Just Wanted To Play Hopscotch
CU Nooz

CU Nooz

Random Nooz
  • About
  • Disclaimer
  • Write for Us
  • Advertising with CU Nooz
  • Podcasts
    • CU Interviooz
  • CU NoozMagazine | Spring 2025 Issue
Headlines
  • Harry Potter Ass Motherfucker Studying Under Olin Stairs

    12 hours ago12 hours ago
  • Aww! Daily Sun Wants to Be Just Like Favorite Satire Publication When They Grow Up

    12 hours ago12 hours ago
  • Ty Dolla $ign Still Waiting for OurBus Back From Syracuse Airport

    1 day ago1 day ago
  • Kotlikoff Sowwy For Washing Away Political Chalk Messages, Just Wanted To Play Hopscotch

    2 days ago1 day ago
  • Live Mouse in Dining Hall Quiets Fears Over Freshness of Mouse Stirfry

    4 days ago4 days ago
  • Cornell Parking Enforcement Welcomes Admitted Cars to Tow

    5 days ago5 days ago
  • Home
  • ADD

ADD

  • Uncategorized

Professor Excited to Learn What The Course They’re Teaching Tomorrow Is Going To Be About

Nooz Staff4 years ago03 mins

GOLDWIN SMITH HALL—Just 15 hours before the first lesson of the semester, one Arts and Sciences professor is giddy in anticipation of finding out the subject, content, and themes of the course he is about to start teaching. “It’s such an exciting time–students are coming back, finalizing their schedules, and some classes still don’t even…

Read More
  • Uncategorized

Campus Squirrel Contemplates Digging 1,500 Small Holes

Nooz Staff9 years ago01 mins

TOWER ROAD — Speedily rubbing its paws together and darting its tail this way and that, an indecisive campus squirrel reportedly contemplated whether or not to dig over one thousand small holes in the ground. “Those woodchips over there look pretty easy to move around. I could probably dig a few holes by that tree…

Read More
You're never going to believe this but "This organization is a registered student organization of Cornell University." Newsmatic - News WordPress Theme 2026. Powered By BlazeThemes.