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Lucifer the Prince of Darkness ‘09 Announced as Keynote Speaker on Topics in Economics

Nooz Staff5 years ago03 mins

DYSON SCHOOL OF APPLIED ECONOMICS AND MANAGEMENT—On Thursday evening, University President Martha Pollack announced in an email that Cornell alum Lucifer the Prince of Darkness ‘09 will be speaking on topics in economics this semester. “Lucie is a dear friend of mine and of many other members of the Cornell community,” wrote Pollack. “His Darkness…

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Single AEM Major Just Wants Someone to Network With

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago02 mins

WARREN HALL — After having recently gone through a tough breakup, AEM major and recent bachelor Kenneth Archer has stated that all he is looking for in life is someone special to network with. “I don’t deal well with being lonely, and not having a partner in life that I can share business connections with…

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