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“I’ll See You In Court”: Student Mistakes CKB Resident’s Invitation As Legal Threat
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“I’ll See You In Court”: Student Mistakes CKB Resident’s Invitation As Legal Threat
Morrison Stir-Fry Station Switches to Cup & Ball Scam for Food Pickup
Cornell President Warns Replacing President Would Harm Cornell, Cornell President
Halloween Enthusiast Disappointed by Ithaca Wine & Spirits
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“I’ll See You In Court”: Student Mistakes CKB Resident’s Invitation As Legal Threat

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Morrison Stir-Fry Station Switches to Cup & Ball Scam for Food Pickup

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Cornell President Warns Replacing President Would Harm Cornell, Cornell President

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Halloween Enthusiast Disappointed by Ithaca Wine & Spirits

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Throbbing Hangover Headache Met With 7:45 A.M. Clocktower Rendition of “Here Comes The Sun”

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“You Know, Too Much Sleep Is Actually Bad For You,” Student Tells Person-Shaped Bush

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“Yeah I Was in the Hood,” Says Rich White Biology Student Misleadingly Talking About Fume Hood

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Inconsiderate Asshole With No Concept of Personal Space Sits Within 5 Seats of You in Lecture Hall

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Tompkins County DA Relieved to Go Back to Dismissing Other Cases

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OP-ED: Inconsiderate Asshole Is Successful When I Am Not

Nooz Staff5 years ago5 years ago02 mins

In a targeted attack to ruin my life, absolute shitstain Roger Wilhelm ‘22 continues to be successful at literally everything, while I can’t even tie my shoelaces without them coming undone five steps later.  Roger recently announced his internship at Doctors Without Borders, which he only got because his roommate’s aunt’s tennis partner-in-law worked there…

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Asshole Professor Makes Adorable Gingerbread House

Nooz Staff10 years ago01 mins

TOMPKINS COUNTY, NY — After approving the grades that would lead 58 students to tears and 17 to change their majors, asshole math professor Nancy Druckman began piping royal icing between walls of delectable cookies to assemble her adorable holiday gingerbread house. Professor Druckman, commonly referred to as “the devil in flesh”, constructed baby Jesus…

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