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Swing Voter Would Vote Blue But Ughhh Trump Is Soooo Relatable When He Starts Going On Tangents About Men’s Bodies
Aww! Rhode Island Going to Hold Cute Little Elections, Too
Halloween Hookup Awkwardly Puts Back on Hot Dog Suit Morning After 
Report: Satan Finally Stands Up for Himself in Philosophy Seminar
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Cornell Announces Worst Member of Class of 2020

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

DICKSON HALL — A month into fall semester, the Worst Student of the Class of 2020 has officially been announced as James Romm, selected from over over 3200 students of this year’s freshmen. “We are pleased to reveal that, after locking himself out of his dorm room twice in one week, James Romm is now…

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Organic Chemistry Professor Receives MacArthur “Genius Award” for Passing Own Exam

Nooz Staff11 years ago11 years ago01 mins

BAKER LAB — Dr. William Dichtel was awarded the highly prestigious MacArthur “Genius Award” Fellowship when he became the first person to pass an orgo prelim that he himself gave to his students. When asked about how he earned the $625,000 recognition, Dichtel replied “I studied for a few hours, but at the end of…

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