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Student Assembly Invites John Lennon to Return from the Dead for Unpaid Beatles Reunion at Slope Day

Nooz Staff4 years ago4 years ago03 mins

LIBE SLOPE— In one of their most desperate pleas for attention to date, the Student Assembly has decided to meddle in Slope Day, cordially inviting one of the most commercially successful bands of all time to work unpaid for a bunch of undergraduates behind the backs of actual event organizers. “Planning Slope Day on a…

OP-ED: If The Beatles Were So Good, Why Did They Never Perform At Slope Day?

Nooz Staff5 years ago8 months ago04 mins

ITHACA—For more than fifty years, The Beatles have been hailed as the greatest band of all time, boasting more than 600 million records sold. Since the formation of the group in 1960, many have considered them to be the pinnacle of commercial success and cultural impact. But does that make their music good? No. In…