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Uh Oh! Worst Person You Know Still Talking About Steve Aoki Concert

Nooz Staff3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

NORTHEAST ITHACA—With the arrival of October, the Homecoming festivities have finally come to a close at Cornell University. However, one eager student with cash to blow has not gotten the message. “Did you know that I had the blessed chance to see once-in-a-lifetime music revolutionary Steve Aoki at the ZBT house?” asked sophomore transfer Jackson…

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