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Mama’s Cleverest Boy Stumped by Strange Clothes-Washing Machine
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English Department Receives $12 Grant
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Mama’s Cleverest Boy Stumped by Strange Clothes-Washing Machine
Cornell Republican Sheds Red Nose and Polka Dot Romper, Slinks into Suit for Rare ClubFest Metamorphosis
English Department Receives $12 Grant
Level B ‘Underage Tuesdays’ Sees Commercial Success, Legal Ramifications
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Mama’s Cleverest Boy Stumped by Strange Clothes-Washing Machine

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Cornell Republican Sheds Red Nose and Polka Dot Romper, Slinks into Suit for Rare ClubFest Metamorphosis

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English Department Receives $12 Grant

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Level B ‘Underage Tuesdays’ Sees Commercial Success, Legal Ramifications

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Professor Spices Up Syllabus With Jokes Like “Attendance is Mandatory”

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California Students Feeling Right at Home During Ithaca Drought

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

BEEBE LAKE — During a time at which countless freshman often feel lost and homesick, many incoming California students felt comforted and right at home during the recent drought in Ithaca. “They say you never realize what you will miss most about home until it is too late,” Golden State student Jack Reynolds stated, “For…

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Big Red Wagon Train Headin’ Out West

Nooz Staff10 years ago10 years ago01 mins

ITHACA TRAIL – After a long and arduous academic year, dozens of Cornellians have decided to pack up and head on West in search of prosperity and a new life for their kinfolk this summer. “I heard there’s better opportunities out yonder,” pondered Charlie O’Brien 17’, as he was adjusting the iron skein of his…

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