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2nd Annual Major Cornell Major Tournament Winner: FOOD SCIENCES

Nooz Staff9 years ago01 mins

Edging out Plant Sciences by 40 votes, the winner of the second annual Major Cornell Major Tournament is Food Sciences! Out of the top 64 of the many majors at Cornell, Food Sciences is crowned the absolute toppest. Thank you to everyone who participated in this tournament. Food Sciences nerds have won three articles about…

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2nd Annual Major Cornell Major Tournament Winner: FOOD SCIENCES